I ship you with totallytheengineer
in a bromancey, no homo sort of way, of course.
I’d die for him, it’s true. But remember to take Respawn into account and suddenly that claim ain’t so impressive. ‘course, I’d take a bullet for Spah, too. Ya stick around as long as we have and ya begin to develop twisted co-dependency issues on the idiots ya look after.
And I just wanna let all my loyal fans/followers/stalkers/envious enemies know that from here on out, y’all shall be known as Brogi’s Brethren, a company comprised of 42 (and counting!) outstandin’ individuals.
My Scout (our team is entirely female) ran at top speed which created a wormhole dhat drug me, my Soldier, and my Pyro into your dimension, and our very own Engineer also followed us, and she's trying to work on re-opening dhe wormhole for us. In dhe meantime, my duty is to make sure my team stays safe because not even she knows if we're capable of respawning here. So we have to be extra careful.
- Sniper Lady
SOUNDS LIKE A LOTTA SCIENCE MUMBO-JUMBO THAT I WOULD TOTALLY BE KNOWLEDGABLE ABOUT. YES. THATS ALL VERY INTERESTING AND TECHNICOLOGICAL. NOT-DYING IS A TRUE AMERICAN DREAM I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH.
PS DONT DIE
edit: I leave for five minutes and guess who hops on?
I'm.. not really sure. I've been told I should actually start talking to men for once in dhis dimension and work on my approach. I figured since you seemed friendly, I thought I could talk to you.
- Sniper Lady
"dhis dimension"? Where ya from, miss? Now, just ‘cause a fella seems friendly, that don’t mean he’s a good person. Fair warnin’. Ya never know what kinda sorts you’ll run into ‘round these parts.